Smelt It or Dealt It? The Eternal Question

He/She who declared it blared it.
He/She who observed it served it.
He/She who detected it ejected it.
He/She who said the rhyme did the crime.
Whoever spoke last set off the blast.
Whoever smelt it dealt it.
Whoever denied it supplied it.
The next person who speaks is the person who reeks.[13]
The smeller's the feller.
He/She who inculpated promulgated.
The one who said the verse just made the atmosphere worse.
Whoever's poking fun is the smoking gun
He/She who accuses blew the fuses.
He/She who refuted it tooted it.
He/She who pointed the finger pulled the trigger.
He/She who articulated it particulated it.
He/She who deduced it produced it.
He/She who was a smart-ass has a fart-ass
She who sniffed it biffed it.
The slanderer made the gland error.
He/She who eulogized it aerosolized it.
Whoever makes the joke makes the ass smoke.
He/She who rapped it cracked it.
Whoever rebuts it cuts it.
Whoever spoke it broke it.
Whoever asked it gassed it.
Whoever started it farted it.
Whoever explained it ordained it.
Whoever described it supplied it.
Whoever thunk it stunk it.
Whoever resented it, presented it.
Whoever accused it, effused it.
Whoever spoke the words is baking the turds.
He/She who did the verse made it worse.
He/She who painted fainted.
The one who smelled is the one who expelled.